Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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