what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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