There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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