- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

i keep getting thumbs down...

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Cripples are lame.

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