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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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