- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Kys

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??