- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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