- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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