- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

joke under this line wins _________________________

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's your guys names?

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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