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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Kys

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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