Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Knock knock.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Nick Cannon

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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