- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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