- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.