an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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