PIED NINNY!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

I'm homeless.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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