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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I'm homeless.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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