Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Knock knock.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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