Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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