- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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