A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I was once a hamster.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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