- Anti Joke

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans