what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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