- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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