- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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