Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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