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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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