What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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