why was the man sad? his wife died

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

hi

You know what's natural? Bears.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

woman's rights

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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