- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

who's a slut... you're mom

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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