- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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