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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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