- Anti Joke

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

david what a baghead

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.