What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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