why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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No soup for you!

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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