- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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