- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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