why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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