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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I am dyslexic

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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