What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Penis

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Your life

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do I hate? people

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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