2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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