Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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The NBA lockout

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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