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Hi Adam,

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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