- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The NBA lockout

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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