What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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