Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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