Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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i have cancer

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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