How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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