what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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