Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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thumbs up!

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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