If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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