What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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