Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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