What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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anti-joke teehee

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Runescape.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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