- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up and also down? your mum

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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