Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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