- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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