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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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