what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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there was once a jew

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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