Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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