- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Knock Knock The doors already open

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

women's rights

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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