- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.