What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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