- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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