Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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