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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Anthony sucks

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Politics

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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