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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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