- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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A car walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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