Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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