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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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