Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Error 37.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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