- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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