- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

a blond girl walks into a bar

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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