- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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