- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How High is a Chinese man

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Firgen and the blung brigade

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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