WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

bryden is a faggot

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

How do you spell eight? 8

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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