- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

willam dafoe

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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